Yes, this really happened
me: mommy...why you chewing like that?
mom: cause it's going chew chew
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phone a [wutless] phriend
gareth: u miss me?
me: u know what...i do...but i dnt ever have anything 2 say 2 u
gareth: becuase ur life is not interesting thats y
me: ur FACE is not interesting
gareth: wha u mean...interesting like u own right??? *chuckles*
me: {{{{{{{{{STEUPSE}}}}}}}}}
FIN
